The Expressway to Pleasure

QC failed toys find a new life on The Expressway to Pleasure

Creative Synergy

Nothing is happier than a toy, but nothing is sadder than a toy unloved. Our creative manufacturing synergy brings new love and new life on The Express Way to Pleasure.

Products in development include the everyday on-ramp, the extra large clover leaf interchange, and the thrilling rear-ender. An unlimited supply of quality control failed toy cars await encasement in soft, floppy silicone.

Subtle contours are sure to please the most discerning investor. A unique display of talent, experience, and location yield unlimited opportunity for growth. Now accepting third round funding.